{"quotes":[{"text":"No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.","author":"Bohumil Hrabal","tags":["books","brains","sleep","underwear"],"id":507,"author_id":"Bohumil+Hrabal"},{"text":"A commune of library employees in Moscow created an 'extreme' commune in which all clothing - including undergarments - was collectivized. According to Mehnert, if a communard preferred to wear his or her own underclothes 'it would be characterized as a backslide into darkest capitalism; as prejudice originating in a petit-bourgeois ideology'.","author":"Richard Stites","tags":["clothing","communal","petit-bougeois","revolution","underclothes","underwear"],"id":10398,"author_id":"Richard+Stites"},{"text":"I have long seen my spirituality as personal, to the degree that I harbor a slight mistrust for anyone who practices similarly. It is as though they are admitting to have on the same cut and color of underwear I do. It may be true, but I don't like to share these details with strangers.","author":"Thomm Quackenbush","tags":["mistrust","spirituality","trust","underwear"],"id":72519,"author_id":"Thomm+Quackenbush"},{"text":"People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["decision","g-string","humor","humour","indecision","underwear"],"id":79295,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.","author":"Si Robertson","tags":["distractions","duck-dynasty","funny","hilarious","si-robertson","uncle-si","underwear"],"id":129295,"author_id":"Si+Robertson"},{"text":"I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time – look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at but is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer.","author":"John Scalzi","tags":["looks","underwear","women"],"id":235673,"author_id":"John+Scalzi"},{"text":"She thought of the things that lovely young women usually think about when they are relaxing in treetops and unhampered by underwear.","author":"Tom Robbins","tags":["amanda","another-roadside-attraction","tom-robbins","trees","underwear"],"id":286694,"author_id":"Tom+Robbins"},{"text":"There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.","author":"Pawan Mishra","tags":["funny","humorous","problems","solutions","troubles","underwear","worries"],"id":320152,"author_id":"Pawan+Mishra"},{"text":"My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.","author":"Ian Ziering","tags":["fruit","classmates","underwear "],"id":332846,"author_id":"Ian+Ziering"},{"text":"My foggy brain slid away and— And I was still dressed in only my bra and panties. Well, at least it’s a nice set of bra and panties. Yep, these were the thoughts going through my brain as I looked at a photo of a decapitated head on my bed.","author":"Kelley Armstrong","tags":["concussion","decapitated-head","humor","olivia","thoughts","underwear"],"id":354166,"author_id":"Kelley+Armstrong"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":15,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}