{"quotes":[{"text":"High Maintenance; I don’t like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit I’d love to visit one. I won’t marry a super model, albeit date one.","author":"Yatin Patel","tags":["humor","satire","supermodel","think-different"],"id":6438,"author_id":"Yatin+Patel"},{"text":"Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.","author":"Jenny Lawson","tags":["attractive","beautiful","beauty","cellulite","humor","intestine","jenny-lawson","mark-twain","person","supermodel","tshirt","ugly"],"id":204745,"author_id":"Jenny+Lawson"},{"text":"Suppose every photo of me ever taken was an infinitesimal piece? Every magazine ad, every negative, every frame of motion picture film - another tiny molecule of me, stolen away to feed an audience that is *never* satiated. And when someone is fully consumed - vampirized - they move on, still hungry, to pick their next victim by making him or her a star. That's why they're called consumers. ('Red Light').","author":"David J. Schow","tags":["consumerism","film","photographs","spectacle","stardom","supermodel","vampire"],"id":324258,"author_id":"David+J.+Schow"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}