{"quotes":[{"text":"When you obey the rules, the rules obey you.","author":"Ernest Agyemang Yeboah","tags":["acceptance","conformity","conformity-and-attitude","obedience","purpose","rule-of-law","rules","rules-of-attraction","rules-to-live-by","timing-is-everything","timing"],"id":76239,"author_id":"Ernest+Agyemang+Yeboah"},{"text":"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["carlos-fuentes","humour","rules-of-attraction"],"id":80149,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["carlos-fuentes","humour","rules-of-attraction"],"id":83712,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"Look at me, chica.' When she does, I repeat, 'Eres hermosa.'What does it mean?'You're beautiful.","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["beautiful","carlos-fuentes","love","rules-of-attraction","sweet"],"id":105129,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["carlos-fuentes","humour","rules-of-attraction"],"id":114532,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"Normal? I'm not normal enough for you?' Carlos says. 'You want this guy instead? Did you notice his hair doesn't move? That's not normal. You want to date him again, go ahead. Hell, if you want to marry him and be Kiara Barra the rest of your life, be my guest.'That's not want I--'I don't want to hear it. Hasta,' Carlos says, ignoring me and walking away.I feel my face heat in embarrassment as I look at Michael. 'Sorry. Carlos can he abrasive sometimes.'Don't apologize. The guy obviously has major issues and, for the record, my hair moves... When I want it to.","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["funny","rules-of-attraction"],"id":148165,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"He laughs. 'Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.'I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now.'That's Kiara's Mojo,' Tuck says, laughing. 'Get it? Mojo?","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["carlos","carlos-fuentes","funny","kiara","kiara-westford","perfect-chemistry","rules-of-attraction","simone-elkeles","tuck"],"id":257983,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"All that I ask out of life is that it be constant and unending euphoria.","author":"Roman Payne","tags":["adventurer","adventuress","aiming-high","aventurier","become-happy","dreameress","eudaemonia","eudaemonic-life","eudaimonia","eudaimonic-happiness","eudaimonic-life","euphoria","euphoric","exciting-adventures","exciting-life","exciting-love","exciting-relationship","exciting-relationships","fall-in-love","fall-in-love-everywhere","fall-in-love-with-a-woman","fall-in-love-with-women","fall-in-love-with-your-life","happy-love","how-to-attract","how-to-be-happier","how-to-be-happy","how-to-be-happy-and-successful","how-to-look","how-to-love","how-to-love-a-person","how-to-love-a-woman","how-to-love-others","how-to-love-people","how-to-love-someone","how-to-win-love","how-to-win-love-back","how-to-win-the-world","joy","joyful-love","love-and-happiness","loving-girls","loving-women","pleasurable","pleasure","roman-payne","rules-for-happiness","rules-for-success","rules-of-attraction","success-and-happiness","the-dreameress","the-wanderess","wanderess"],"id":273579,"author_id":"Roman+Payne"},{"text":"Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.M.?","author":"Simone Elkeles","tags":["carlos-fuentes","humour","rules-of-attraction"],"id":353640,"author_id":"Simone+Elkeles"},{"text":"I want to talk to you. I want to listen to you. I want to walk with you and, yes, I want you in my bed. That's what I want today. That's what I'll want in a hundred years. If you promise to be my wife forever, I will pledge myself to your happiness.","author":"Christina Dodd","tags":["christina-dodd","historical","historical-romance","queen","queen-victoria","romance","rules-of-attraction"],"id":383292,"author_id":"Christina+Dodd"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":11,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}