{"quotes":[{"text":"He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["ranger","romance"],"id":49817,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"She'll be back,' Ranger said. 'But not tonight.'[Stephanie] 'How'd you get her to leave?'Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home.'I could feel the heat rush to my face.Ranger gave me the wolf smile. 'I lied about it being tonight,' he said.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["humor","ranger","romance"],"id":59754,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"Be humble and set the balls of your dreams rolling till God himself decides what next! As for 'pride', allow it to go as a lone ranger!","author":"Israelmore Ayivor","tags":["ball","be-humble","big-dreams","decide","dream-big","dreaming","dreams","god","humble","humble-yourself","humbleness","humility","lone","lone-ranger","lonely","pride","proud","ranger","roll","rolling"],"id":72978,"author_id":"Israelmore+Ayivor"},{"text":"Your on your on with this one babe.'Coward.'Calling me names isn't going to get me in there.'-Ranger and Stephanie.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["funny","ranger","stephanie-plum"],"id":84143,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost.J.R.R. Tolkien.","author":"J.R.R. Tolkien","tags":["bilbo","fantasy","fellowship","ranger","tolkien","wander"],"id":109129,"author_id":"J.R.R.+Tolkien"},{"text":"My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.'She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action.'-Ranger and Stephanie.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["funny","janet-evanovich","ranger","stephanie-plum"],"id":167215,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"Do you see that man in the black Porsche?' I asked the women.They squinted out at Ranger. 'Yes,' they said.'Your partner.'He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renting Singh's room.'Mrs.Apusenja's eyes widened. 'We could use the income.'She looked at Nonnie and then back at Ranger. 'Is he married?'Nope. He's single. He's a real catch.'Connie did something between a gasp and a snort and buried her head back behind the computer. 'Thank you for everything.' Mrs.Apusenja said. 'I suppose you are not such a bad slut. I will go talk to your partner.:'Omigod,' Connie said, when the door closed behind the Apusenja's. 'Ranger's going to kill you.' The Apusenjas stood beside the Porsche, talkig to Ranger for a few long minutes, giving him the big sales pitch. The pitch wound down, Ranger responded, and Mrs. Apusenja looked disappointed. The two women crossed the road and got into the burgundy Escort and quickly drove away. Ranger turned his head in my direction and our eyes met. His expression was still bemused, but this time it was the sort of bemused expression a kid has when he's pulling the wings off a fly.'Uh-Oh,'Connie said. I whipped around and faced Connie. 'Quick, give me an FTA. You're backed up, right? For God's sake, give me something fast. I need a reason to stand here until he calms down!' Connie shoved a pile of folders at me. 'Pick one. Any one! Oh shit, he's getting out of his car.'....He leaned into me and his lips brushed the shell of my ear. 'Feeling playful?'I don't know what you're talking about.'Watch your back babe. I will get even.'-Ranger and Stephanie.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["connie","funny","humor","ranger","stephanie-plum"],"id":174283,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.'I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me,' Ranger said.[Stephanie] 'She wants to see you naked.'I wish you hadn't told me that, babe.'Everyone I know wants to see you naked.'And you?'Never crossed my mind.' I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["ranger","romance"],"id":199242,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["humor","ranger","romance"],"id":214816,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"},{"text":"I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.' -Ranger to Stephanie.","author":"Janet Evanovich","tags":["ranger","romance"],"id":300074,"author_id":"Janet+Evanovich"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}