{"quotes":[{"text":"Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, 'I am.' We are ontological oxymorons.","author":"Peter Kreeft","tags":["catholicism","christianity","god","jesus-shock","ontological-oxymoron","ontology","oxymoron","philosophy","spirituality","theology"],"id":38369,"author_id":"Peter+Kreeft"},{"text":"Cats were not and are not tool makers the way humans became toolmakers. They are specifically adapted as obligate carnivores, This means the vegetarian cat is an oxymoron at best and a blatant lie at worst. Cats need meat. The concept of a Garden of Eden would be rather atrocious to them.","author":"Leviak B. Kelly","tags":["carnivores","cats","garden-of-eden","oxymoron","vegetarian"],"id":44146,"author_id":"Leviak+B.+Kelly"},{"text":"Ethical hacking!! Is it not an oxymoron?","author":"Ankala V Subbarao","tags":["ethics","hacking","oxymoron"],"id":52044,"author_id":"Ankala+V+Subbarao"},{"text":"If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.","author":"Gerald R. Ford","tags":["dumb","gaffe","oxymoron","politicians"],"id":85573,"author_id":"Gerald+R.+Ford"},{"text":"You are a foreigner in an actual world, a human co-worker, a truth, a divine word, and a perfect mistake.","author":"Michael Bassey Johnson","tags":["actuality","divine-word","food-for-thought","foreigner","mistake","oxymoron","perfection","truth","words"],"id":114224,"author_id":"Michael+Bassey+Johnson"},{"text":"The human race is one of the few creatures whom can cry tears. If you look at us we are running around like small insects—all submerged in our own important errands. Everyone blind of whats going on underneath their own noses. We can be compassionate as well as evil. We can love and we can destroy. I will always wonder how the same creature can do both. Oxymoron.” Everything Changes, Always.","author":"Adrian Sandvaer","tags":["clever","human","human-race","inspirational","interaction","observe","oxymora","oxymoron","people","relationships","think"],"id":141165,"author_id":"Adrian+Sandvaer"},{"text":"GOD is foolishness and GOD is wisdom all at the same time.","author":"TemitOpe Ibrahim","tags":["a-little-folly","folly-can-be-wisdom","foolishness","god","life-lessons","oxymoron","truth","wisdom","word"],"id":247765,"author_id":"TemitOpe+Ibrahim"},{"text":"Twenty-three stories up and all I could see out the windows was grey smog. They could call it the City of the Angels if they wanted to, but if there were angels out there, they had to be flying blind.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["best-opening-lines","oxymoron","sarcasm"],"id":311381,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"The most formidable way to lead is to serve. And while the perplexing oxymoron of such a grinding statement absolutely cripples us, it birthed a Savior.","author":"Craig D. Lounsbrough","tags":["christianity","christmas","crippled","cripples","god","jesus","jesus-christ","lead","leadership","oxymoron","savior","servant","servanthood","serve"],"id":332486,"author_id":"Craig+D.+Lounsbrough"},{"text":"It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.","author":"Elizabeth Cruickshank","tags":["battle-royale","funny","oxymoron","sick","twisted","vioolence"],"id":409045,"author_id":"Elizabeth+Cruickshank"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":11,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}