{"quotes":[{"text":"Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","ashamed","child","children","comfort-station","embarrass","embarrassed","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","lavatory","loo","parent","parenthood","parents","pass","potty-training","powder-room","pride","proud","restroom","satire","shame","toilet","toilet-training","toilets","urinal","washroom"],"id":38212,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","comfort-station","defecate","defecation","faeces","fart","farted","farts","feces","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","lavatory","loo","narcissism","powder-room","restroom","satire","shit","toilet","toilets","urinal","vanity","washroom"],"id":265038,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","comfort-station","convention","culture","custom","disgust","disgusting","funny","hilarious","house","houses","housing","humor","humorous","humour","idea","ideas","innovate","innovation","invent","invention","joke","jokes","lavatory","loo","powder-room","repulsive","restroom","satire","shelter","shelters","toilet","toilets","tradition","urinal","washroom"],"id":320730,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82).","author":"Sarah Turnbull","tags":["building","city","lime","loo","public","toilet","trail","trees","ufo"],"id":416293,"author_id":"Sarah+Turnbull"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}