{"quotes":[{"text":"Ladies, don't lower yourself to fight over a man or compete with other women for one. It's not classy, immature, and a waste of time. Instead, use that energy and time wisely by achieving goals and being a better you. This way, you attract someone better than a man that doesn't see the jewel that you are. Have standards always.","author":"April Mae Monterrosa","tags":["attraction","dating","energy","goals","jerks","men","relationships-advice","standards","women"],"id":7523,"author_id":"April+Mae+Monterrosa"},{"text":"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["humor","jerks","science"],"id":37232,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Don't try fixing something that is already broken in the first place.","author":"John Robert Go","tags":["jerks","letting-go","letting-go-of-negative-people","letting-go-of-stuff","letting-go-of-the-past","moving-forward","moving-on","moving-on-and-letting-go"],"id":39190,"author_id":"John+Robert+Go"},{"text":"Warren Cox, God knew, was no prize; a commercial person, a sales person, the kind of man who said things like 'x numbers of dollars'. At lunch today, laboriously trying to explain some business procedure, he had said 'x number of dollars' three times.","author":"Richard Yates","tags":["business","jerks"],"id":61153,"author_id":"Richard+Yates"},{"text":"There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.","author":"Anthony Liccione","tags":["ass","brown nose","idiots","jerks","people","shit"],"id":112291,"author_id":"Anthony+Liccione"},{"text":"I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.","author":"Norah Vincent","tags":["control","fools","idiocy","jerks","men","power","relationships","society","women","women-and-men"],"id":125077,"author_id":"Norah+Vincent"},{"text":"It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.","author":"Alexei Maxim Russell","tags":["asshole","assholery","assholes","cruelty","enlightenment","enlightenment","ignorance","jerk","jerks","research"],"id":172799,"author_id":"Alexei+Maxim+Russell"},{"text":"Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.","author":"Heather Chapple","tags":["assholes","facts","guys","jerks","living-together","love","marriage","men","men-and-women","realistic","relationships","selfishness","viewpoints"],"id":182487,"author_id":"Heather+Chapple"},{"text":"Don't try fixing something that is already broken to begin with.","author":"John Robert Go","tags":["jerks","moving-forward","moving-on","moving-on-and-letting-go"],"id":223966,"author_id":"John+Robert+Go"},{"text":"But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.","author":"Margaret Peterson Haddix","tags":["boys","dating","growing-up","jerks","juveline"],"id":230687,"author_id":"Margaret+Peterson+Haddix"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}