{"quotes":[{"text":"God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","godly","good-and-evil","humorous-philosophy","metaphysical","metaphysical-truth-reality","motivational-inspirational","philosophical-musings","spiritual","spirituality","wellness-guru","wellness"],"id":30587,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. 'Chinese,' he whispered. 'I'm Chinese.' 'And I,' said the girl, 'am the Queen of Spain.' 'In your dreams,' said the boy. 'In my dreams,' said the girl, 'I'm the King.","author":"Julie Otsuka","tags":["humorous-philosophy","thought-provoking"],"id":57527,"author_id":"Julie+Otsuka"},{"text":"Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humorous","humorous-philosophy","humorous"],"id":84033,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"You have to be careful to kill a fly that is perched on your scrotum.","author":"Ghana","tags":["humorous-philosophy","humorous","wisdom"],"id":131410,"author_id":"Ghana"},{"text":"The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.","author":"Michael Dwinnell","tags":["humorous-philosophy","insightful","philosophy-of-life"],"id":148360,"author_id":"Michael+Dwinnell"},{"text":"So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-and-random","funny-but-true","funny","god","good-and-evil","human-nature","humanity-and-society","humankind","humorous-philosophy","humour-life","humourous-memoir","life-and-sayings","metaphysical-philosophy","motivational-inspirational","people-nature","people","philosophical-musings","philosophy-religion","reality-of-life","religion-spirituality","spiritual","spiritual-wisdom","spirituality-vs-religion","wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle"],"id":269569,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.","author":"Jacob M. Appel","tags":["elderly","elderly-people","humor","humorous","humorous-philosophy","jacob-m-appel","old-people","revenge","senior-citizens","winning"],"id":282724,"author_id":"Jacob+M.+Appel"},{"text":"Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["humorous","humorous-philosophy","humorous"],"id":287658,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(I.E. Fantasy and imagination).","author":"Renata Ammazzini","tags":["humorous-philosophy","humorous","inspirational"],"id":311095,"author_id":"Renata+Ammazzini"},{"text":"Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.","author":"Ljupka Cvetanova","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","choose","choose-the-right","choosing","choosing-your-path-in-life","energy","energy-force","false-perception","false-priority","fashion","funny","heels","high-heels","humor","humorous-philosophy","humorous","keep-walking","keep-walking-with-good-shoes","life","life-path","man","men","most","quote","right","saying","shoe","shoes","spend","the-right-thing","walk","walking","walking-through-life","woman","women"],"id":311107,"author_id":"Ljupka+Cvetanova"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":10,"pages":1}}