{"quotes":[{"text":"Only you can change yourself, no one else can.","author":"Thabang Gideon Magaola","tags":["humor","humor-inspirational","life","lifestyle"],"id":10860,"author_id":"Thabang+Gideon+Magaola"},{"text":"Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.","author":"Gary K. Wolf","tags":["advice","advice-to-beginners","humor","humor-inspirational","keyholes","sarcasm","witty"],"id":11142,"author_id":"Gary+K.+Wolf"},{"text":"Please, God,' Ruth would pray, 'don't let me be competitive. Let me realize what a privilege it is to study. Let me remember that knowledge must be pursued for its own sake and please, please stop me wanting to beat Verena Plackett in the exams.'She prayed hard and she meant what she said. But God was busy that autumn as the International Brigade came back, defeated, from Spain, Hitler's bestialities increased, and sparrows everywhere continued to fall.","author":"Eva Ibbotson","tags":["humor-inspirational","philosophical"],"id":28330,"author_id":"Eva+Ibbotson"},{"text":"If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody.","author":"Josh Stern","tags":["free","hate","humor-inspirational","love"],"id":39276,"author_id":"Josh+Stern"},{"text":"A lot of men tend to want 'models'I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.","author":"Trisha Ventker","tags":["humor","humor-inspirational","memoir","self-help"],"id":39749,"author_id":"Trisha+Ventker"},{"text":"By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: 'I see you are looking at my face. Please be aware that I don't look this good first thing in the morning. ","author":"Sam Harris","tags":["ethics and moral philosophy","humor inspirational","lying"],"id":42269,"author_id":"Sam+Harris"},{"text":"Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.","author":"Claire Cook","tags":["dating","dogs-dating","humor-inspirational","love","personal-ads"],"id":49543,"author_id":"Claire+Cook"},{"text":"When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!","author":"Tanya Masse","tags":["awesome","awesome","awesomeness","blessings","humor-inspirational"],"id":63854,"author_id":"Tanya+Masse"},{"text":"Don't bore the universe.","author":"Anas Khan (Tech Savvy)","tags":["humor-inspirational","starting-over","universe"],"id":73687,"author_id":"Anas+Khan+%28Tech+Savvy%29"},{"text":"There is a story I always tell my students...When I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn’t speak English (Only Spanish) \u0026 I saw on every door the word “exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success.","author":"Pablo","tags":["america","americans","fun","funny","humor-inspirational","life","success","usa","winners"],"id":84972,"author_id":"Pablo"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":77,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}