{"quotes":[{"text":"He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["alexia-tarabotti","animals","funny","gail-carriger","hedgehog","humor","humorous","lord-maccon","love","mad","nether-regions","nethers","parasol-protectorate","preternatural","romance","soulless","werewolf"],"id":2988,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Tonight I crash an airship. On purpose.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["actions","crash","crash-and-burn","finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg"],"id":69893,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["crazy-person","finishing-school","gail-carriger","humor","manners-mutiny","mgg","professor-braithwope","sophronia","vampire"],"id":144689,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"He might have lost his mind, but never his fashion sense.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["fashion","finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg","professor-braithwope","sophronia"],"id":154925,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"For you, it's gossip. For me, it's action.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["action","dimity","finishing-school","gail-carriger","gossip","manners-mutiny","mgg","sophronia"],"id":236044,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["finishing-school","gail-carriger","lessons","manners-mutiny","mgg","sophronia"],"id":236124,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"Trust is a lot to ask of someone.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg","soap","sophronia","trust"],"id":301270,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"We like the shadows. That's where all the power is.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg","power","shadows","soap","sophronia"],"id":318326,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"The Earl of Woolsey was indeed completely nude. He did not seem particularly perturbed by this fact, but Miss Tarabotti felt the sudden need to close her eyes tight and think about asparagus or something equally mundane.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["alexia-tarabotti","asparagus","earl-of-woolsey","eyes","funny","gail-carriger","humor","humorous","lord-maccon","mundane","naked","nude","parasol-protectorate","perturbed","preternatural","romance","soulless","werewolf"],"id":356872,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"},{"text":"After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.","author":"Gail Carriger","tags":["actions","finishing-school","gail-carriger","manners-mutiny","mgg"],"id":387982,"author_id":"Gail+Carriger"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":14,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}