I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

The best don’t stick around when you treat them poorly, only the desperate do.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Even a fool when he holdeth his peace is counted wise.

Only fools listen to their hearts. Only fools get attached. We wanderers get in and get out just in time.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

There are bearded fools.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

Where two principles really do meet which cannot be reconciled with one another, then each man declares the other a fool and a heretic.

There are two kinds of fools: one says 'This is old therefore it is good' the other says 'This is new therefore it is better.'.