{"quotes":[{"text":"Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","comfort-station","defecate","defecation","faeces","fart","farted","farts","feces","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","lavatory","loo","narcissism","powder-room","restroom","satire","shit","toilet","toilets","urinal","vanity","washroom"],"id":265038,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["animal","bathroom","bird","disgust","disgusting","droppings","excrement","faeces","feces","food","nutrition","shit","size","size-counts","size-does-count","size-does-matter","size-does-not-count","size-does-not-matter","size-doesnt-count","size-doesnt-matter","size-matters","sustenance","toilet","toilets"],"id":429712,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}