{"quotes":[{"text":"The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.","author":"Raheel Farooq","tags":["civil-rights","civility","civilization","evolution","evolution-humor","missing-link","personal-space","privacy","privacy-problems","privacy-rights"],"id":7933,"author_id":"Raheel+Farooq"},{"text":"All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?","author":"Harry Mulisch","tags":["evolution-humor","humans","humor"],"id":243395,"author_id":"Harry+Mulisch"},{"text":"The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: 'Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!","author":"Oliver Markus","tags":["baboon","baboons","big-breasts-and-wide-hips","breast-implants","breasts","breasts-enhancement","butt","butts","curves","curvy","curvy-woman","dress","dresses","dressing-up","evolution","evolution-humor","evolutionary-biology","evolutionary-psychology","fertility","lipstick","mating-call","mating-ritual","mating-rituals","offspring","tits"],"id":253889,"author_id":"Oliver+Markus"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}