{"quotes":[{"text":"Civilization rests on two things,' said Hitzig; 'the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendidly civilized occasion be without both?","author":"Robertson Davies","tags":["alcohol","defecation"],"id":26588,"author_id":"Robertson+Davies"},{"text":"Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["comfort","defecation","diarrhea","digestion","equality","inequality","ingestion","money","poor","poverty","shit","shitty","suffer","suffering","toilet","toilet-paper","toilet-roll","unpleasant"],"id":88632,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","comfort-station","defecate","defecation","faeces","fart","farted","farts","feces","funny","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","lavatory","loo","narcissism","powder-room","restroom","satire","shit","toilet","toilets","urinal","vanity","washroom"],"id":265038,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["choice","defecation","dilemma","food","starvation"],"id":371970,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}