{"quotes":[{"text":"No more tubs for me.' I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. 'They make me lose all sense.'Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. 'Want to know a secret?'Sure.'It's not the bathtub, baby.'Well, aren't we smug. I picked up the corner of the lowest mattress and made a show of looking under it.'What are you looking for?'A pea Your Majesty.'What?'You heard me.'I jumped back as he lunged and his fingers missed me by an inch.'Getting slow in your old age.'I thought you liked it slow.'A flashback to last night mugged me and my mind executed a full stop.He laughed. 'Ran out of snappy comebacks?'Hush. I'm trying to think of one.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","hilarious","ilona-andrews","kate","magic"],"id":3537,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It’ll be great . . .","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","fun","grendel","humor","irony","kate","throne","vomit"],"id":14724,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.He lay still. “I give up,” he said and smiled. “Your move.”Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","humor","kate"],"id":29391,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… 'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.' Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","funny","kate"],"id":46605,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"You look like shit.' Honesty is important in any relationship.","author":"Gordon Andrews","tags":["curran","honesty","kate"],"id":155478,"author_id":"Gordon+Andrews"},{"text":"Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","funny","kate","love"],"id":182634,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"Secret to what?'Secret to shutting you up,' he said. 'I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and'--he raised his hands--'blessed silence.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["chicken-soup","curran","ilona-andrews","kate","kate-daniels","magic-burns","silence"],"id":195972,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","humor","kate"],"id":235104,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"Mahon's wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. 'Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me what the hell is going on?'With great effort I raised my arm and pointed in Mahon's general direction. 'Him.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","fight"],"id":259885,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"No, it's human, Curran said. That's the problem. People, especially unhappy people, want a cause. They want something to belong to, to be a part of something great and bigger, and to be led. It's easy to be a cog in a machine: you don't have to think, you have no responsibility. You're just following orders. Doing as your told.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["curran","hate","humans"],"id":296248,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":11,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}