{"quotes":[{"text":"Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there.","author":"Vann Chow","tags":["beers","coming-of-age","dating","drinking","drinking-alcohol","meeting-girls","party","partying"],"id":1706,"author_id":"Vann+Chow"},{"text":"How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.","author":"Robyn Schneider","tags":["beers","bet","drawled","drunk","dude","frogs","funny","humorous","levitate","magnets","random","sam","scientist"],"id":125121,"author_id":"Robyn+Schneider"},{"text":"By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aa","act","acting","action","actor","actors","acts","addict","addiction","alcohol","alcoholic","alcoholics","alcoholics-anonymous","aphorism","aphorisms","bar","bars","beer","beers","boy","boys","cocktail","cocktails","drink","drinker","drinkers","drinking","drunk","drunken","girl","girls","hangover","humor","humour","immature","immaturity","made-me-think","make-you-think","man","mature","maturity","men","orgies","orgy","parties","party","provoke-thought","quotation","quotations","quote","quotes","satire","satirical","thought-provoking","underage","underage-drinking","woman","women"],"id":335594,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}