{"quotes":[{"text":"Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.","author":"Thomm Quackenbush","tags":["bacon","carnivore","ethical","ethics","food","hamburgers","suffering","vegetarian"],"id":224,"author_id":"Thomm+Quackenbush"},{"text":"No bacon for you.'Then no eggs for you. Either of you.'Eve glowered at him. 'Prisoner exchange?'They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.","author":"Rachel Caine","tags":["bacon","eggs","eve-rosser","food","prisoner-exchange","shane-collins"],"id":13424,"author_id":"Rachel+Caine"},{"text":"I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.","author":"Jane Velez-Mitchell","tags":["smell","bacon","actually "],"id":34709,"author_id":"Jane+Velez-Mitchell"},{"text":"The serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself.","author":"Francis Bacon","tags":["bacon","philosophy"],"id":52758,"author_id":"Francis+Bacon"},{"text":"One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.","author":"Frank Tayell","tags":["apocalypse","bacon","british-humor","food","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-apocalypse-humor"],"id":72135,"author_id":"Frank+Tayell"},{"text":"There are two gradations of cold that are always acceptable: Mild Frost, which is preferable for reading and writing and any other activity done indoors, and Absolute Zero, which is the only temperature suitable for sleep. There is nothing more delicious than being swathed in a cocoon of blankets and awaking with a nose frosted over with rime, and once I do achieve vampiric heights and fall asleep with the mastery of a corpse lately dead, I am best left alone until I wake up at my usual time. I do tend to bite when rattled out of my flocculent coffin, and everyone in my building knows never to disturb me during the early morning hours. Authors, being crepuscular creatures, should never be roused before 11am: the creative mind is never turned off; it only dies momentarily and its revived by the scent of coffee at the proper time.Bacon is also an acceptable restorative.","author":"Michelle Franklin","tags":["bacon","coffee","creativity","sleep","writers"],"id":79724,"author_id":"Michelle+Franklin"},{"text":"Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.","author":"Aaron Blaylock","tags":["bacon","chocolate","food","humor"],"id":86385,"author_id":"Aaron+Blaylock"},{"text":"If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science.","author":"Michelle M. Pillow","tags":["bacon","comedy","diet","fiction","food","humor","scale","science","weight"],"id":111993,"author_id":"Michelle+M.+Pillow"},{"text":"Alas, bacon and eggs are not health foods.","author":"Dean Ornish","tags":["bacon","eggs","alas "],"id":113539,"author_id":"Dean+Ornish"},{"text":"You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all.' 'You?'Yes me.'You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?'Why not?'You don't even like to plan your own breakfast.'He grinned. 'You mean more to me tban bacon.'More than [I]bacon?[/I] I'm honored.'You should be, my foolish pea brain.","author":"Karen Hawkins","tags":["bacon","historical-romance","humor","hurst-amulet","karen-hawkins","romance"],"id":132729,"author_id":"Karen+Hawkins"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":25,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}