{"text":"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.","author":"Michael Bassey Johnson","tags":["applause","comedian","comedy","exaggeration","gag","humor","humorous","humour","lovesick","madness","michael-bassey-johnson","praise"],"id":53900,"author_id":"Michael+Bassey+Johnson"}