{"text":"Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.","author":"Maureen Johnson","tags":["essay","humor","monkeys"],"id":3281,"author_id":"Maureen+Johnson"}