{"text":"Honey, are you being safe?''I wear my seat belt, yes.''Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?'Matty sighed. 'Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn't you teach me that?''So long as we're both talking about condoms here, then I'll leave it.''Consider it left.","author":"Leta Blake","tags":["awkward-moments","hilarious","mm"],"id":2041,"author_id":"Leta+Blake"}