{"text":"Are you done briefing the company yet?'We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet.'Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company 'Tagon's Toughs.'Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago.Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.","author":"Howard Tayler","tags":["confusion","heroics","humour","introductions","mercenaries","taking-charge","time-travel"],"id":164375,"author_id":"Howard+Tayler"}