{"text":"And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That's taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think I'd rather endure the stabbing myself instead of having to kiss her.","author":"Gena Showalter","tags":["comedy","kiss","stabbing"],"id":1367,"author_id":"Gena+Showalter"}