{"author":"W.C. Fields","author_id":"W.C.+Fields","total_quotes":15,"quotes":[{"text":"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["belief","drinking","humor"],"id":11478,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["deciet","humor","water"],"id":33716,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["cooking","drinking","food","humor","wine"],"id":105261,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"I like children. If they're properly cooked.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["children"],"id":107157,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["cure","insomnia","sleep"],"id":120093,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["humour","inspirational"],"id":143458,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["drinking","non-sequitur","philosophy"],"id":204815,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["hate"],"id":221022,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["drinking"],"id":251567,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"},{"text":"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.","author":"W.C. Fields","tags":["humor","success"],"id":255961,"author_id":"W.C.+Fields"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":15,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}