{"author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger","total_quotes":14,"quotes":[{"text":"God gave us free will so that we might choose our own destinies. He left it up to us to achieve them.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["inspirational","religious"],"id":3662,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["philosophical"],"id":31431,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["humor","math","mathematics"],"id":37625,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["inspirational","philosophical"],"id":158358,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["humor","philosophical"],"id":223838,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["philosophical"],"id":226626,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["god","goodness","goodness-of-god","religion"],"id":245689,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["ideas","philosophical","writing"],"id":252617,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["philosophical","religious"],"id":278100,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"},{"text":"Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you’re awake.","author":"R.M. ArceJaeger","tags":["philosophical"],"id":283614,"author_id":"R.M.+ArceJaeger"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":14,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}