{"author":"Natalya Vorobyova","author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova","total_quotes":25,"quotes":[{"text":"Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["chivalry","gentleman","imaginary","jane-austen","men","novel","politeness","tactless","ungentlemanly","women"],"id":9508,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["dating","justice","love","relationships","serial","serial-killer"],"id":32897,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["bar","bars","humor","law","lawyer","prison","wordplay"],"id":41486,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["control","cool","humor","loss-of-control","point-of-no-return"],"id":41517,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["beat","bitch","glasgow","glasgow-smile","humor","love","love-and-sayings","smile"],"id":47397,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["future","haters","job","law","lawyers","machine","replace","robots"],"id":50033,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["backfire","clever","friendly","friendship","humor","love-and-sayings","passive-aggressive","relationships","romance"],"id":66303,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["eye","ghandi","justice","law","life","mahatma-gandhi","world"],"id":142514,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["artist","humor","law","lawyer","make-up","occupation","witness"],"id":153582,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["control-freaks","desire","force","hostility","love","relationships"],"id":192609,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":25,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}