{"author":"Leta Blake","author_id":"Leta+Blake","total_quotes":3,"quotes":[{"text":"Honey, are you being safe?''I wear my seat belt, yes.''Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?'Matty sighed. 'Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn't you teach me that?''So long as we're both talking about condoms here, then I'll leave it.''Consider it left.","author":"Leta Blake","tags":["awkward-moments","hilarious","mm"],"id":2041,"author_id":"Leta+Blake"},{"text":"(Matty) 'I'm going to a corn maze.'(Elliot) 'Oh, bitch. You've lost your ever-loving mind.","author":"Leta Blake","tags":["hilarious","mm","truer-words-were-never-spoken"],"id":316142,"author_id":"Leta+Blake"},{"text":"Honesty is a quality Patrick likes. Give him a bitter pill if the situation demands it, but don't tell him it's chocolate.","author":"Leta Blake","tags":["honesty"],"id":411771,"author_id":"Leta+Blake"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}