{"author":"Lenny Bruce","author_id":"Lenny+Bruce","total_quotes":20,"quotes":[{"text":"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...Try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["art","comedy","laughter"],"id":5322,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"There are never enough 'I love you's.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["humor","inspiration"],"id":6651,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"When you're eight years old nothing is your business.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["business","nothing","you "],"id":21051,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"There are never enough I Love You's.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["you","enough","never "],"id":78942,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"Communism is like one big phone company.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["communism","company","phone "],"id":114215,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["growing-up","lenny-bruce","school"],"id":153363,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["anti-catholic","anti-christian","catholicism","christianity","crucifixion","death-penalty","electric-chairs","execution","jesus-christ","rosaries"],"id":200659,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["god","jesus","organized-religion","religion"],"id":230110,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["beach","die","miami "],"id":254175,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"},{"text":"If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.","author":"Lenny Bruce","tags":["new-york-city"],"id":288259,"author_id":"Lenny+Bruce"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":20,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}