{"author":"Larissa Ione","author_id":"Larissa+Ione","total_quotes":24,"quotes":[{"text":"Fine,” he said. “You’re right. We’re not normal. We’re the most fucked-up, star-crossed lovers in history. So let’s not play nice.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["angels","love","star-crossed"],"id":1022,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"You,' he purred, 'are a HILF.'A what?'A Horseman I'd like to fuck.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["funny","paranormal-romance"],"id":2254,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["funny","humor"],"id":87357,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"She trailed her fingers along the book spines as she wandered around the room. “My father thinks reading is a waste of time.” Hunter thought her father was a waste of space.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["books","hilarity","irony","reading"],"id":98909,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"That's my girl,' he murmured.'I'm not your girl.'Well,' he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, 'the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality.'And the bad news?'The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["angels","baaabies","bantering","humor","snark"],"id":103788,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"Tayla cursed under her breath. 'I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette.'Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. And Lore's. Sin's, too. 'Nah. Smurfette is way hotter.'What the fuck is a Smurfette?' Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now.'There's this cartoon called The Smurfs,' Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here.'They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does.'Eidolon considered that for a second. 'How did she get there?'An evil wizard named Gargamel made her,' Tayla said. 'In a lab or something.'So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?'Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males.'Eidolon frowned. 'Did the Smurfette mate with the males?'Dude.' Wraith grimaced. 'It's a cartoon.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["demonica","humor","smurfs"],"id":201838,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"I'm giving you a free shot at my blood and you're playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you?' When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. 'Oh, come on. My blood's eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["demonica","larissa-ione","paranormal-romance"],"id":207823,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["humorous"],"id":219383,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["feminist","humor"],"id":231722,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"},{"text":"Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along. ","author":"Larissa Ione","tags":["humorous"],"id":272375,"author_id":"Larissa+Ione"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":24,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}