{"author":"J.L. McCoy","author_id":"J.L.+McCoy","total_quotes":26,"quotes":[{"text":"Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","vampire"],"id":3124,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","vampire"],"id":12700,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"I've had a few intense arguments with my boss who happens to be the object of my sexual fantasies.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["lust","vampires"],"id":36969,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ............. 'It’s like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed to have a lick of the icing.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","lust","vampire"],"id":74361,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","lust","vampire"],"id":114479,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my outfit.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","vampire"],"id":129515,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"I don't know if I can,' I said, looking up into Archer's eyes. 'Honestly, Archer....I'm tired of being scared, tired of loving you on one hand and hating you on the other.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["love","vampires"],"id":156608,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"He kicked my ass, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["fighting","vampire"],"id":157806,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["humor","vampire"],"id":161220,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"},{"text":"You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.","author":"J.L. McCoy","tags":["vampires"],"id":172896,"author_id":"J.L.+McCoy"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":26,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}