{"author":"Hadley Freeman","author_id":"Hadley+Freeman","total_quotes":3,"quotes":[{"text":"Logos are the bleating of the insecure, desperate for acceptance by the chronically shallow. ","author":"Hadley Freeman","tags":["fashion"],"id":1514,"author_id":"Hadley+Freeman"},{"text":"The point is , if I'd known all this years earlier, maybe I would have put some thought into how I actually wanted to dress, look and behave because I would have understood that I didn't need to be constrained to playing the part of the platonic, misunderstood friend. Unlike Ryder, I wasn't actually cast in that part by anyone, other than myself.","author":"Hadley Freeman","tags":["advice","life-lessons"],"id":226867,"author_id":"Hadley+Freeman"},{"text":"Handy Hint! When your friend talks about having 'a sweep', do not then visualise Dick van Dyke in his cheeky chappy chimney sweeper outfit heading up into her uterus to do a rendition of 'Step in Time'. Laughter is the inappropriate response to your friend's news.","author":"Hadley Freeman","tags":["advice","friends","pregnancy"],"id":337438,"author_id":"Hadley+Freeman"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}