{"author":"Greg Behrendt","author_id":"Greg+Behrendt","total_quotes":23,"quotes":[{"text":"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["dating","humor"],"id":5071,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["dating","he-s-just-not-that-into-you","love","men-and-women"],"id":26918,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word 'busy' is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["behrendt","call","dating","faith","greg","he-s-not-just-into-you","love","marriage","romance","true","true-love","truth"],"id":36120,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"You are not easily forgotten.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["relationships","self-worth"],"id":45977,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["dating","greg-behrendt","he-s-not-just-into-you","humor","humour","love","marriage","romance","truth"],"id":55792,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["humor","relationships","self-help"],"id":94800,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"..He may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["relationships"],"id":106865,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["love","men","relationship"],"id":162213,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["myself","book","anything "],"id":236503,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"},{"text":"Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?","author":"Greg Behrendt","tags":["call","dating","dating-advice","guys","love","marriage","romance","truth"],"id":238856,"author_id":"Greg+Behrendt"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":23,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}