{"author":"Fred Allen","author_id":"Fred+Allen","total_quotes":42,"quotes":[{"text":"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["life","dark","glasses "],"id":2419,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["humorous"],"id":14150,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["humour"],"id":34513,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["know","anything","about "],"id":53404,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["time","history","living "],"id":56243,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get  except the blinding headaches.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["professions","work"],"id":62946,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["fear","stars","sunglasses "],"id":70537,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["live","orange","you "],"id":81396,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["humorous"],"id":82847,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"},{"text":"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.","author":"Fred Allen","tags":["family"],"id":90047,"author_id":"Fred+Allen"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":42,"pages":5,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}