{"author":"Adam Rex","author_id":"Adam+Rex","total_quotes":27,"quotes":[{"text":"...A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["aunt","funny","women"],"id":4444,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["alien","gender","humor","politeness"],"id":27662,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"What part of Canada are you from, honey?'THE LEFT PART,' said Jay.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["canada","funny"],"id":35207,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["america","demotivational","humor","united-states"],"id":111794,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["funny"],"id":148824,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["funny","gross"],"id":164114,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["funny"],"id":164599,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["funny"],"id":167816,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"Can I see some ID?' 'WE DON'T HAVE ID,' said Jay, loudly. ''CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN.' Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["canada","canadian","crazy","funny","sane"],"id":180988,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"},{"text":"Sorry I'm late,' Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.","author":"Adam Rex","tags":["funny","late","papers","school","teacher"],"id":182344,"author_id":"Adam+Rex"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":27,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}